Old Monsanto Had a Farm

Also known as "Old Monsanto's Farm" and "Old Monsanto," this is a parody of the classic kids' song, "Old Mac Donald Had a Farm." It's Stephanie's favourite Groggles song and of course, the farmer is female and the animal calls don't match the animals' species.

Lyrics
Old Monsanto had a farm, G M G M O!

And on her farm she had a hen, G M G M O!

With a crow crow here and a crow crow there,

Here a crow, there a crow, everywhere a crow crow!

Old Monsanto had a farm, G M G M O!

Old Monsanto had a farm, G M G M O!

And on her farm she had a rooster, G M G M O!

With a bawk bawk here and a bawk bawk there,

Here a bawk, there a bawk, everywhere a bawk bawk!

Old Monsanto had a farm, G M G M O!

Old Monsanto had a farm, G M G M O!

And on her farm she had a dog, G M G M O!

With a meow meow here and a meow meow there,

Here a meow, there a meow, everywhere a meow meow!

Old Monsanto had a farm, G M G M O!

Verse 4: cat-ruff ruff

Verse 5: horse-spray spray

Verse 6: duck-rocks rocks

Verse 7: cow-boo boo

Verse 8: turkey-wobble wobble

Verse 9: donkey-see saw

Verse 10: sheep-maa maa

Verse 11: goat-baa baa

Verse 12: bee-broccoli broccoli

Verse 13: chick-asparagus, asparagus

Verse 14: bunny-eek eek

Verse 15: mouse-roar roar

Verse 16: porcupine-squish squish